Monday, June 15, 2009

Damnation of the Guilty Feeler

[Aboard an American budget airliner]
Chinese Gentleman: ***** seat ******* [showing his middle seat in the row behind] ****** seat ****
I: If I can get an aisle in exchange, I'm okay to switch seats.
Chinese Gentleman: **** okay **** [Talked to the ladies sitting next to me and sat in his obscure middle seat].
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Chinese Lady: [Smiling] **** [offers me a cake]
I: Oh! No Thanks.
Chinese Lady: [Still Smiling, pulls my tray table down and keeps the cake on it and turns to her friend and continues their conversation]
[I ate that cake quietly]

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